Mortality Rate.

I now know y,

U ached

Its coz u needed a break

Not coz of my mistake

Coz for you, a lot was at stake.

Now I smell the coffee coz im awake

After the quake

And shake

U gave

For “my sake”-

Though fake

I appreciate

All the weight

Has reached its expiry date

Its metabolic rate and molecular weight overwhelming

But il handle all this like Alexander the Great.